Hybrid Truth (BMW i8)

BMW i8

*the first paragraph may contain some un-verifiable, wild assertions

I dont like hybrids, partially because the eco lies are lies and the amount of damage they do in their production means that buying a used gas guzzling V8 would be a more environmentally friendly thing to do.  But mostly it's because they are generally butt ugly, slow and built for idiotic stick-family types who are the biggest consumers of marketing lies on Earth and thus the reason why our species is barreling headfirst into a suicidal extinction.

Until now... If i were forced to drive a hybrid (and whoever was forcing me paid for it) I'd get an i8 It's, it's quick enough and it's quite possibly the sexiest thing I've seen on four wheels!

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I think I might want one even more than an S15... maybe.

For those of you who don't get the title (or maybe for those of you who do) , listen to this:

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